Jan Lehnardt :couchdb: on Nostr: The best time to get COVID is never. The second best time is when your partner has 3 ...
The best time to get COVID is never. The second best time is when your partner has 3 positive LFTs 1/3 of the planet away from your home medical system in a country with a famously bad medical system AND you find a nice doctor on the block you are staying AND they get a PCR done in 24 hrs AND set up a Paxlovid prescription w/ no copay AND then the PCR tests both come back negative AND then you learn that some LFTs have a 0.08% chance of being perpetual false positives for menstruating humans.
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