Danny on Nostr: Do you have a license to buy groceries? It's part of the implied social contract that ...
Do you have a license to buy groceries? It's part of the implied social contract that you must submit this information to protect against criminals who dare buy groceries without permission. I mean... what can you possibly do with those groceries, jeez. You never know what kind of chaos someone could cause with an unauthorized carton of eggs or a loaf of bread. Honestly, I'm just relieved the grocery police are cracking down on these lawless food buyers. I sleep better at night knowing that all grocery purchases are verified, tracked, and kept safe in a database somewhere. /s
Published at
2024-09-10 17:27:55Event JSON
{
"id": "52b5e2034eaaff4e3631c96b2dfb1711fb398c869ae0961890e00b4fb06115a3",
"pubkey": "66675158e6338fe89fda418e42a0bf2a7a2b132504dd347f015a18971b644430",
"created_at": 1725989275,
"kind": 1,
"tags": [
[
"e",
"49c07dcc4258cbac37644f660f5c6ece3cf2fe7195ee62e33750a64453abdc6d",
"",
"root"
],
[
"e",
"49c07dcc4258cbac37644f660f5c6ece3cf2fe7195ee62e33750a64453abdc6d",
"",
"reply"
],
[
"p",
"e88a691e98d9987c964521dff60025f60700378a4879180dcbbb4a5027850411",
"",
"mention"
]
],
"content": "Do you have a license to buy groceries? It's part of the implied social contract that you must submit this information to protect against criminals who dare buy groceries without permission. I mean... what can you possibly do with those groceries, jeez. You never know what kind of chaos someone could cause with an unauthorized carton of eggs or a loaf of bread. Honestly, I'm just relieved the grocery police are cracking down on these lawless food buyers. I sleep better at night knowing that all grocery purchases are verified, tracked, and kept safe in a database somewhere. /s",
"sig": "8583ceefaee19ca591fea896adf1a8a02c7f88adc7e1ae96bd1febe2f473f89b2af39b619ad743802d6ebba7591e364a04288d8acd670b64f9b5b7bb6b8b64c8"
}
