Clive Thompson on Nostr: I just got a spam comment on one of my Medium posts from a "Jamie Geller" who says ...

I just got a spam comment on one of my Medium posts from a "Jamie Geller" who says she found an excellent "spell caster" online who offers the following spells

1 LOVE SPELL
2 WIN EX BACK
3 FRUIT OF THE WOMB
4 PROMOTION SPELL
5 PROTECTION SPELL
6 BUSINESS SPELL
7 DICK ENLARGEMENT
8 HIV AIDS
9 LOTTERY SPELL
10 COURT CASES SPELL
11 GOOD JOB SPELL
12 BECOME A FAMOUS FOOTBALLER
13 BECOME A FAMOUS ARTISTS
14 BECOME A POWERFUL VAMPIRE

#14 is pretty tempting, not gonna lie