PsychicParrot (Jeff) 😷 on Nostr: Read a harsh review of my game on one of the Xbox sites. The reviewer contradicted ...
Read a harsh review of my game on one of the Xbox sites. The reviewer contradicted themselves repeatedly, but decided my $3.89 Xbox title was too short and didn’t have deep meaningful mechanics. They described my graphics as ‘pig ugly’. They also played the game repeatedly - got more than $4 enjoyment out of it - but that’s not enough, is it? Where do they find these bitter little muppets who feel they have to pretend like they’re reviewing a Shakespearean play and not a $3.89 arcade game?! 🤣
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