𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 on Nostr: TRUMP: we're gonna make Canada the 51st State okay it'll be beautiful the most ...

TRUMP: we're gonna make Canada the 51st State okay it'll be beautiful the most beautiful you've ever seen okay everyone is saying so

QUEBECOIS: *sighs noncommittally in French*

TRUMP: and it's going to be so easy believe me everyone is saying to me, they come to me with tears in their eyes and they say sir please make Canada the 51st

QUEBECOIS: *sighs dramatically in French*

TRUMP: did you just sigh at me?

QUEBECOIS: *snorts cigarette smoke* oui.

TRUMP: eh? what the hell did you just say to me? I didn't understand any of that.

QUEBECOIS: oui.

TRUMP: speak American! you're in America now!

QUEBECOIS: *snorts cigarette smoke derisively* non.

TRUMP: don't make me angry I'm the boss you have to do what I say!!

QUEBECOIS: *chuckles derisively* non.

TRUMP: if you don't do what I say I'll invade!

QUEBECOIS: *reaches for guillotine* non.