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2024-08-10 17:11:37
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Mafeesh Moushkella :verified: on Nostr: To Nigel Farage MP, Babe, you are having SUCH a brat summer! Totally loving ...

To Nigel Farage MP,

Babe, you are having SUCH a brat summer! Totally loving everything you're up to right now, especially your social media. posts with those gorgey flags!

I wanted to got some clarification from you on a couple of things.l was going to come to Clacton to say hi but Liz Truss said that's the last place I'd find you.

As the arbiter of what are ‘FAIR and LEGITIMATE' questions, I wondered if you could let me know if you consider the below to be ‘FAIR and LEGITIMATE' questions:

1. Are all immigrants bad or is it ok if they come from Europe and then become your wife?

2. When you're speaking, why do you drag out the last few words at the end of every sentence? Is it so you can gather your thoughts for the next... point... that you make?

3. Which character do you think Tommy Robinson would choose on Mario Kart? (My guess is Shy Guy)

4. Why is there always one fly in my house?

5. Do you like jokes as long as they are not aimed at you and do you have the same approach to milkshakes?

6. What do you think James O'Brien would order at Nando's? My guess is halfa chicken (medium but he'd pick off the skin)

7. Why haven’t we had a statement on the violence from shoezone? | think it's suspicious.

8. I noticed you have a reed diffuser. What smell you going for? My guess is leatherette/boiling piss.

9. Is it true you can only ejaculate if someone sings I predict a riot' in a Ricky Wilson mask?

10. Even though you say you're not a racist do you think some racists use your words as encouragement to do racist things?

Let me know hunni!

Love,

Joe Lycett

xoxox

P.S. I chose this font because | thought it would appeal to you. It's called ‘Britain Sans Black'.
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