Event JSON
{
"id": "5a00ed541e8d69909e570a597770444437da7973d155200954fdb98cf49cca90",
"pubkey": "e69d7b7534f1c6f78556090e34813e55ff465aafb5f3815e6e3007f65da5e07a",
"created_at": 1731470213,
"kind": 1,
"tags": [
[
"p",
"7613a80e5e8ef9d80734bb08cceba9d642a8e8c20313908f52ab38bae0f3b4b5",
"wss://relay.mostr.pub"
],
[
"p",
"b633c79d9b264bbecc44ee53f0c893f5f06d043055cdfc803159af95196c3d9d",
"wss://relay.mostr.pub"
],
[
"p",
"18f242671e1f634264ddfb08207a2caf130442edd9be409d11b050b08fa5405f",
"wss://relay.mostr.pub"
],
[
"p",
"40afd3bfc9351b03c3a83339e19b7ce8a1ea166505685b53de6fc3383848b285",
"wss://relay.mostr.pub"
],
[
"p",
"6a12c2a4ac2cc6898b083ec3d026a07d2dbbe429a894bc3e46c08db21b125fc8",
"wss://relay.mostr.pub"
],
[
"p",
"0ff4b1efaf0a68504f2f7ba06ab6aeac451ee79782e5be74ba6ef5a3d40cf787",
"wss://relay.mostr.pub"
],
[
"p",
"975918d2453fdb96ae3732aa04fdaa9c6fff0a66c19b888adf91bbf96cbb020d",
"wss://relay.mostr.pub"
],
[
"p",
"cad35b56f49e9b93b243d13e41f8ea5c62334d58b42905acbfa37d6143dbb433",
"wss://relay.mostr.pub"
],
[
"p",
"d07b307f6af2e608838b5f3801b041f36d119952653fec69c520bf20ab552d2e",
"wss://relay.mostr.pub"
],
[
"e",
"26aeac432e5f8ff5efff1dd1d49bd86c253c907cfd66b96df4547f9c6cb58bb0",
"wss://relay.mostr.pub",
"reply"
],
[
"proxy",
"https://nicecrew.digital/objects/6c740181-a0c6-4c4f-b935-6c93e86c0b87",
"activitypub"
]
],
"content": "A little jewish gal that runs a CBD oil kiosk flipped him \u0026 dicked him, while the owner of a nearby Lebanese food truck threw flip-flops at him. When Police Officer Macadangdang Hernadez showed up, Jonny made a break for it, but he barely made it across the street before he was zapped by a jewish space laser......luckly, due to Jonny's high blood-alcohol count, it only stunned him. But it still caused him to take a header into the sidewalk*\n\n*80% of this story is true.",
"sig": "7102a0ac0a3a29c5b43d7dcc7bf4a5271856bff5dc1c6e88b2f9961c5cd38936b18ac903dea39311ec808ec90b66ebb8c1deebc42a1aa6efa6b2c660c00a12ca"
}
