Thorwegian ❄️ on Nostr: "who are you?" "i run the Internet." "what do you mean you run the Internet? that's ...

"who are you?"

"i run the Internet."

"what do you mean you run the Internet? that's not how it works."

"well, as it turns out, it's just three people behind it all. i'm the janitor. i run all the servers."

"what?"

"know how Reddit got off the ground by having the staff fake user activity?"

"oh my god..."