Lone Starr on Nostr: I'm announcing that I am now president of the United States. I'm not running. I'm not ...
I'm announcing that I am now president of the United States. I'm not running. I'm not asking. I'm sitting in the Oval Office right now. While the other candidates were studying charts and the electoral college, I was out rigging the election via early voting. Votes haven't even been cast yet and I have already won.
For my first act as president, I'm going to award Nigga Duck the Funny Medal for his meritorious shitposting service.
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