Nazz on Nostr: the coca cola company has made many enemies but personally victimized me specifically ...
the coca cola company has made many enemies but personally victimized me specifically by introducing Sprite Cranberry for exactly one (1) winter in 2017, creating the perfect beverage, then making it disappear by the spring. This tease would have been bad enough but then they brought it back the following winter, malformed and diseased, infected with """winter spice,""" tainted with repulsive notes of cinnamon and nutmeg and ginger and clove, knowing that it would be just similar enough to compel me to excitedly purchase a bottle and rush to take a sip, only to be hit with the wretched assortment of spices and fall into despair. In the years that followed they have continued to bring back the hollowed-out husk of my favorite drink, filled not with delicious lemon-lime-cranberry flavor, but instead hiding the noxious taste of pumpkin pie spice sprinkled into a perfectly good drink, sullying it, a single drop of poison compromising the whole.
anyway believe not the deceiver etc. etc.
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