Flexghost. on Nostr: Shark attacks? That’s so 2006 Train derailments? So over it Shoddy airplanes? ...
Shark attacks? That’s so 2006
Train derailments? So over it
Shoddy airplanes? That’s yesterday’s news
…but boats? That’s poppin
If the news media were actual news then it wouldn’t be subject to trends.
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