Name on Nostr: I think most pizza places overestimate the amount of cellulose-flavored parmesan ...
I think most pizza places overestimate the amount of cellulose-flavored parmesan cheese and hot red pepper flake a person needs. It's gotten to the point where if I order a pizza and ask for those two things, I'm set for the year as far as cellulose-flavored parmesan cheese and hot red pepper flake go.
It's like they think that if they could just throw enough little packets of cheese and peppers at people all the broken pieces of their pizza delivery lives will come back together and things will be right again, like the times before they shot that fucking gorilla.
But, alas, there's just never enough cellulose-flavored parmesan cheese and hot red pepper flake to scratch the itch. And the tragedy limps along one pepperoni at a time.
It's like they think that if they could just throw enough little packets of cheese and peppers at people all the broken pieces of their pizza delivery lives will come back together and things will be right again, like the times before they shot that fucking gorilla.
But, alas, there's just never enough cellulose-flavored parmesan cheese and hot red pepper flake to scratch the itch. And the tragedy limps along one pepperoni at a time.