The_Beave on Nostr: Reason eleventy billion and twenty four to not be fat: Moisturizing takes way too ...

Reason eleventy billion and twenty four to not be fat:

Moisturizing takes way too long when there's so much skin to cover.

Corollary:
I wish I had a woman in my life who would get the parts of my back I can't reach.

#randomthoughts #dontbefat #moisturize