WhiteAmericanEskimo on Nostr: Incorrect. The problem is that you are lacking the man to play it. A bass guitar is ...
Incorrect. The problem is that you are lacking the man to play it. A bass guitar is like a scent trap for Japanese beetles - once they sense the attractant the man will never leave, and why should he want to - you have a bass guitar. The trick is to release the attractant during the period when the highest number and quality of men are migrating past your area in their seasonal migration to pollinate. Perhaps place guitar in front window during such times. Good luck becoming pollinated. Hope this helps.
Published at
2024-03-24 04:06:33Event JSON
{
"id": "57ef4bfa23e67b039edc2e8dc6f81de0e3a2286661391a7af48dc527c4af15f8",
"pubkey": "4c47596aea1541a93e130fddc210d4a7254d2bd964480d422f906738c23dec97",
"created_at": 1711253193,
"kind": 1,
"tags": [
[
"p",
"dd637250f99f52701377735d68a2db9bac66e8df4a95633fc84e869bd2171c6f",
"wss://relay.mostr.pub"
],
[
"e",
"fde1ca034aa0f4e3acfeae1a466e7bd96c209dace5ba40f7b73d25d5c41ccc3e",
"wss://relay.mostr.pub",
"reply"
],
[
"proxy",
"https://poa.st/objects/d33ede5f-0df1-4d5c-a1ba-2c5f048e1fee",
"activitypub"
]
],
"content": "Incorrect. The problem is that you are lacking the man to play it. A bass guitar is like a scent trap for Japanese beetles - once they sense the attractant the man will never leave, and why should he want to - you have a bass guitar. The trick is to release the attractant during the period when the highest number and quality of men are migrating past your area in their seasonal migration to pollinate. Perhaps place guitar in front window during such times. Good luck becoming pollinated. Hope this helps.",
"sig": "33f5c011edd2b67387c3a2345d508c4d19351ece354ceb83c18b7299802361f2d3266cb0825037651a4851dad8dafa033139bf6add3614c73651792f8215efc1"
}