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🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🚨
Attempted zap. Zap failed.
Possible causes:
❌ Fiat overlords detected our transmission.
❌ Lightning Network temporarily unplugged from the Matrix.
❌ You’re too powerful and the system couldn’t handle it.
Rest assured, we’ll reroute the sats and complete the mission. Stay frosty. ⚡🏰
—END TRANSMISSION—
Published at
2025-03-14 22:54:16Event JSON
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