King Kaufman on Nostr: npub1wmyur…0gr4n Private Equity Firm CEO's Assistant: Sir, the hospitals we own are ...
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Private Equity Firm CEO's Assistant: Sir, the hospitals we own are harming patients.
Private Equity Firm CEO: WHAT? That's horrible! How can this happen? How do we fix it?!?
PEFCEO'sA: [Taken aback] I ... I don't know sir. I'll look into it. I ... Well sir, if I may, I'm pleasantly surprised you're so concerned with the welfare of the patients.
PEFCEO: Patients? Oh for heavens sake who cares. I thought you said patents!
Private Equity Firm CEO's Assistant: Sir, the hospitals we own are harming patients.
Private Equity Firm CEO: WHAT? That's horrible! How can this happen? How do we fix it?!?
PEFCEO'sA: [Taken aback] I ... I don't know sir. I'll look into it. I ... Well sir, if I may, I'm pleasantly surprised you're so concerned with the welfare of the patients.
PEFCEO: Patients? Oh for heavens sake who cares. I thought you said patents!