GorfTex on Nostr: *fast forward to 2027. nicecrew has been cancelled for the last 4 years and my middle ...

*fast forward to 2027. nicecrew has been cancelled for the last 4 years and my middle son, Beefis, and i are rummaging through a dumpster behind a RiteAid in van nuys rifling through the musty summer heat garbage and i begin ravenously eviscerating the rotten flesh of an apple core with addicted bliss - an austere snack to sate my hunger while I squat over the edge of the dumpster like a gargoyle*

Bendquavious Higginbee:nv: :nofatpeople: (npub14hs…u796) : yo thicc ass tex! you still effort poast?

*startled, i spit out projectile apple pulp and whip my head around displaying a fiendish glance before scurrying away provoked*

quoting note1zp3…a6f8

>knocks GorfTex (npub122e…mxnv) glass of boxed wine off the casually strewn about milk crate tables

Sure is a nice crack hovel you have here. Be a shame if your futon were to somehow become damaged and more lumpy