kiwi on Nostr: I had an MPD detective ask me today to give the police my DNA. He said, and I quote: ...
I had an MPD detective ask me today to give the police my DNA. He said, and I quote: "It's not saved in a database or anything."
Cops lie. Poorly. Lazily.
NEVER comply.
If they don't fuck off immediately (he did), go directly to "lawyer" time. If you've never found yourself in a cop building or cop car before -- and consider it may be as a witness instead of as an arrestee! -- practice now so you know how to handle yourself without feeling flustered. Every day is shut the fuck up Friday, loves.
Cops lie. Poorly. Lazily.
NEVER comply.
If they don't fuck off immediately (he did), go directly to "lawyer" time. If you've never found yourself in a cop building or cop car before -- and consider it may be as a witness instead of as an arrestee! -- practice now so you know how to handle yourself without feeling flustered. Every day is shut the fuck up Friday, loves.