Dave Clark on Nostr: After a funeral, a stranger to me: What do you do? Me: I sell bad news -- shootings, ...

After a funeral, a stranger to me: What do you do?
Me: I sell bad news -- shootings, natural hazards, wars.
Them: Wow. That's gotta be rough.
Me: It is. I like what we help people do and I'm treated well.
Them [curve ball]: I'm a prepper. I have thousands of pounds of rice and beans, guns, reloaders, everything.

[I wanted to become the Homer fades into bushes meme]