myrmepropagandist on Nostr: me with a jar: "Mom, I collected 15 stinkbugs hanging around upstairs office." mom: ...
me with a jar: "Mom, I collected 15 stinkbugs hanging around upstairs office."
mom: "Don't you dare put them outside they eat the garden. Flush them."
me: "But they don't even know what they did wrong! They just wanted to be warm! It's Christmas!"
uncle: "They are invasive you know."
me: "Oh. Well, I'll take them home as a treat for the ants."
everyone: "Nooo! That's worse than drowning!"
God, mom. Not ALIVE. I froze them first.
mom: "Don't you dare put them outside they eat the garden. Flush them."
me: "But they don't even know what they did wrong! They just wanted to be warm! It's Christmas!"
uncle: "They are invasive you know."
me: "Oh. Well, I'll take them home as a treat for the ants."
everyone: "Nooo! That's worse than drowning!"
God, mom. Not ALIVE. I froze them first.