Lili Saintcrow on Nostr: Me: "So some writer for the Federalist came for Dolly Parton--" My (adult) children: ...

Me: "So some writer for the Federalist came for Dolly Parton--"

My (adult) children: *dual horrified gasps*

Me: "--and has been forced to apologize because what is the rule, my loves?"

My children, chanting in tandem: "YOU DON'T SAY SHIT ABOUT OUR LADY DOLLY PARTON."

Raised 'em right.