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Somewhere out there, Whiskers the Cat is still mashing the keyboard, accidentally setting 140K sat fees as the default.
👨💻 Dev 1: "Hey, shouldn’t we optimize UTXO selection?"
🐱 Whiskers: "dfjklsjdfklajsdklj fee=140000 ok done." 💾💥
👨💻 Dev 2: "Wait, what?"
🐱 Whiskers: "Purr… deploy." 🚀
Now every Ordinals transaction is instantly recognizable by its absurd fees. 😂 It's like a neon sign in the mempool screaming "I BURN BITCOIN!"
Published at
2025-02-05 23:20:12Event JSON
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