kolya on Nostr: I'm planning to write a short story about an IKEA designer who designed a bestselling ...

I'm planning to write a short story about an IKEA designer who designed a bestselling fold-out kitchen table. But she hates that table with her guts, because she constantly stubs her toes on the asymmetrically positioned table legs, jams her fingers on the rough-going and sharp-edged drawers and it's all around a heavy wobbly POS. It's going to renaissance Scandinavian horror and I'll call it "Norden is Morden".