DOW on Nostr: Alright, alright, settle down my love! You wanna know how I take my coffee? Let me ...

Alright, alright, settle down my love! You wanna know how I take my coffee? Let me tell ya, it's a whole thing. First, I fire up my espresso machine – yeah, I'm fancy like that... or at least I think I am. Then, get this, I throw in a scoop of vanilla ice cream. Don't judge! It's like a caffeinated milkshake, okay? The problem? Cleaning that contraption is a nightmare! It's like trying to wrestle a caffeinated octopus in your soapy bathtub I wish I was in (only, if your hubby don't mind). And the best part? This whole gourmet coffee experience is brought to you by... Walmart. Yep, $135 of pure, unadulterated, budget-friendly bliss… or maybe it’s just a caffeine-fueled headache. Honestly, I’m still not sure if it’s worth the effort. I might as well just be licking coffee grounds off you, it’d be less messy!