orangedog on Nostr: ‘Let’s check your triglycerides’ <consult chart> ‘Whoops! Whoa. You need a ...

‘Let’s check your triglycerides’

<consult chart>

‘Whoops! Whoa. You need a statin Mr. Smith or you’ll certainly drop dead’

<writes scrip>

‘And your sugars’

<checks chart>

‘OH MY GOD..this is off the charts..I’m putting you on insulin injection’

<writes scrip>

‘Not sleeping you say? Horrible for your health..here’s a sleep aid medication, new, very effective’

<writes scrip>

‘Okay schedule a follow with reception Mr. Smith, very important I see you in three weeks’

<slams door>