Hoss “Cyber Jester” Delgado on Nostr: "CERTAIN CUSTOMERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this McDonald's ...
"CERTAIN CUSTOMERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this McDonald's before. There could be CERTAIN CUSTOMERS anywhere." The AC felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE CERTAIN CUSTOMERS" he thought. Beethoven's Symphony No. 5 reverberated the entire establishment, making it pulsate even as the $2.99 large Coca-Cola circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of unruly fast food patrons after dark. "With the McDonald's app, you can order anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
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