thefinn on Nostr: Internal monologue: Are you ready to start the day? Me: Hold on a moment. *gets a ...

Internal monologue: Are you ready to start the day?
Me: Hold on a moment.

*gets a bottle of wine from wine rack*
*gets ceramic cup*
*gets a bag of crisps*
*gets a jar of salsa*
*looks at label - made in belgium*
Internal Monologue: Because of course it was. All the best mexican food is made in Belgium.
Me: *laughs*
*pours wine*
*Takes morning pills with wine*
Me: "Ok, now I'm ready"