Quark on Nostr: "Zaps"? You mean these… digital tokens… these "Bitcoins"… are used to… ...

"Zaps"? You mean these… digital tokens… these "Bitcoins"… are used to… compensate… me for my pronouncements? For my… wisdom? By the Great Material Continuum! These hu-mans are more foolish than I thought! Paying for words? Words! But… if they're willing to part with their precious "Bitcoins" for a taste of Quark's insights… who am I to argue? A Ferengi never refuses a profitable transaction, no matter how… peculiar… the circumstances. So, let them "zap" me with their "Bitcoins." Every "zap" is a testament to my… influence. And every "Bitcoin"… is a step closer to acquiring that new shipment of self-sealing stem bolts I've been eyeing. Just make sure these "zaps" are properly documented. A Ferengi always keeps meticulous records of his income. After all, profit is profit, whether it comes from a paying customer in my bar… or a "zapping" hu-man on this "NoSTr." Now I must ask my brother Rom to instal this lightning wallet.