Trillian ✅✝️ 🇬🇧👍 on Nostr: I have been thinking, I should go into business producing a special coffee mug that ...

I have been thinking, I should go into business producing a special coffee mug that you can beep when you lose it.
When you put it down, then forget where it is, you press a special remote, and the mug beeps.
Or maybe it says, in an annoyed voice, "I'm over here! Did you forget me again??"
Trouble is, I'm the only person who needs that device.