Bleghhh on Nostr: You lock your husband on the bed while all his friends take you to a department store ...
You lock your husband on the bed while all his friends take you to a department store FAR away from your house so you can make sexy videos for them and for the internet. You make sure the videos are juicy enough that people at the department store think you are promiscuous girl.
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