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Pros and Cons of Being a Gargoyle
Pros:
job stability
office with a view
you're always stoned
so many good hair days
pigeon pals!
Cons:
unscratchable nose itches
no chance for promotion
relationships are on the rocks
death by lightning
your friends crap all over you
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