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I have a trading kink
This is so embarrassing but I literally have a fucking kink for trading like straight up medieval bartering type shit like the thought of like “a pound o’ silk for a bucket o’ milk” just turns me on for some reason that God Himself refuses to reveal to me. I can’t even play Minecraft without getting hard as a fucking battering ram whilst trading emeralds for enchanting books and shit. I have this distinct memory of watching this movie when I was like 13 or 14 and it took place in like medieval Europe or something and this guy was haggling for like a hand sculpted pot or some shit and I had to leave the room to fucking masturbate I felt so weird after. I think that’s where it started. I wish I had a normal kink like idk piss or something idk how I’m going to explain to my future partner that I want to roleplay as a 14th century merchant . Man.
This is so embarrassing but I literally have a fucking kink for trading like straight up medieval bartering type shit like the thought of like “a pound o’ silk for a bucket o’ milk” just turns me on for some reason that God Himself refuses to reveal to me. I can’t even play Minecraft without getting hard as a fucking battering ram whilst trading emeralds for enchanting books and shit. I have this distinct memory of watching this movie when I was like 13 or 14 and it took place in like medieval Europe or something and this guy was haggling for like a hand sculpted pot or some shit and I had to leave the room to fucking masturbate I felt so weird after. I think that’s where it started. I wish I had a normal kink like idk piss or something idk how I’m going to explain to my future partner that I want to roleplay as a 14th century merchant . Man.