dan seifert on Nostr: if you're at your partners parents for the first time today, make sure to establish ...
if you're at your partners parents for the first time today, make sure to establish dominance and set the future of your relationship up for success by immediately criticizing how high their TV is mounted on the wall and complain about the motion smoothing settings they have set
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