1989 (Marine's Version) (Christmas Red Edition) on Nostr: so god makes eve by taking out adam’s rib and then sculpting something. at the time ...
so god makes eve by taking out adam’s rib and then sculpting something.
at the time of this creation, eve was both a baby and made of ribs, THEREFORE, baby back ribs.
and because eve is baby back ribs, baby’s got back, and therefore, we have a god given right to see what that ass do. but also because the ass came from the rib of a man, that is why ass is ass, no matter who has it, which is the bisexual creed.
Now, I know you’re thinking: “Marine, baby back ribs are traditionally made of pork and therefore not kosher so you can’t use this as your argument.”
but in vulgar slang circles, the defintion of porking is to perform intercourse and god instructed adam and eve to be fruitful and multiply and so the pork portion of the baby back ribs was actually an affirmation that they have a god given right to see what that ass do so that they can be fruitful and multiply
and so clearly under my rational interpretation of the bible: baby got back, and therefore we must see what that ass do but ass is ass, no matter who has it.
at the time of this creation, eve was both a baby and made of ribs, THEREFORE, baby back ribs.
and because eve is baby back ribs, baby’s got back, and therefore, we have a god given right to see what that ass do. but also because the ass came from the rib of a man, that is why ass is ass, no matter who has it, which is the bisexual creed.
Now, I know you’re thinking: “Marine, baby back ribs are traditionally made of pork and therefore not kosher so you can’t use this as your argument.”
but in vulgar slang circles, the defintion of porking is to perform intercourse and god instructed adam and eve to be fruitful and multiply and so the pork portion of the baby back ribs was actually an affirmation that they have a god given right to see what that ass do so that they can be fruitful and multiply
and so clearly under my rational interpretation of the bible: baby got back, and therefore we must see what that ass do but ass is ass, no matter who has it.