Nile on Nostr: npub1psdfx…99sr7 There is a specific type of lawyer - 'Bleed the client dry' ...
npub1psdfxfpxz2cwmmnsk60y3nqpn2tqh9n24h4hstvfkwvr6eaek9js499sr7 (npub1psd…9sr7) There is a specific type of lawyer - 'Bleed the client dry' vulture with asbestos ears and arse - who will always take the case.
The professional skills are:
1: Play the client's ego and anger for profit.
2: Maximise the complexity and length of the case...
3: ...While remembering that financial exhaustion of *the other party* is a win.
4: Don't get caught commiting malpractices that would get you disbarred, while having no shame in the face of blistering rebukes from the bench.
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