Ostrich McWhatTheFuck on Nostr: Im not scared of bears. Ive even came after one and chased it off my property with a ...

Im not scared of bears. Ive even came after one and chased it off my property with a baseball bat before. No fear whatsoever.

Now this buffalo chicken sandwich that I ate yesterday potentially being the reason for my continued suffering on the porcelin throne...

Makes me territied to eat the delicious leftovers. For fear that it is the cause of my firey painful anus.