mleku on Nostr: i was locked up for selling drugs on the dark web... due to funny information they ...

i was locked up for selling drugs on the dark web... due to funny information they decided to send special police to arrest me and if it weren't for how resilient my skull is they may have caused serious permanent damage, the doctors could not believe i didn't have a skull fracture... they broke 4 of my ribs though, jumping on my back, and then the dude who broke my ribs proceeds to slam my head against the ground maybe 7 times because breakfall reflex my right arm was forwards and he was on my back so it was very awkward to let him turn it back, in the end he actually had to get up a bit so i could rotate my shoulder... pretty funny he had no idea how badly he had smacked my head

i think a lot of people would have been unconscious from what he did to me that day, God bless my concrete head lol!

yeah, something i learned from that is if i ever find myself being attacked, my head is probably my beast weapon, because almost certainly theirs is softer