Stupid Fucking Retard on Nostr: My grandmother said if I sucked a homeless man's dick she would give me a dollar. I ...

My grandmother said if I sucked a homeless man's dick she would give me a dollar. I sucked his dick and she gave me a dollar. My pastor told me to help the needy without expecting anything in return. So I sucked the homeless man's dick and gave him a dollar. The man took the dollar and said, I'm going to become the president of the United states of America. That man was Donald Trump.