Master of Navel Gazing on Nostr: At the wing joint tonight a fossil pushed her big "I've fallen and I can't get up" ...
At the wing joint tonight a fossil pushed her big "I've fallen and I can't get up" button and the fire dept showed up and made a commotion.
Wtf lady. Leave the button at home when you go out to dinner. Someone will call 911 if you hit the dirt and twitch!!
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