chort ↙️↙️↙️ on Nostr: A Cybertruck rolled up outside my house and this total dork knocked on my door to ask ...
A Cybertruck rolled up outside my house and this total dork knocked on my door to ask “if there’s an event here today.” I pointedly looked at his truck and said “no, definitely not.”
Then he confusedly looked at his phone and at my house, and eventually shuffled off the porch. This confirms all my existing biases about Incelmobile owners.
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2024-09-07 20:57:54Event JSON
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