The Bitchin' Witches 🐕🦺🧙♀️ on Nostr: I woke up this morning and had a healthy and nutritious breakfast of chocolate ...
I woke up this morning and had a healthy and nutritious breakfast of chocolate sprinkle donuts, and a banana, and then I committed the unpardonable sin of forgetting my banana peel on the sofa where I was eating breakfast, and going to take a shower. So when I came into the bedroom, and sat my naked ass down on my spot on the bed… Guess what was sitting there waiting for me as a gentle reminder? Yes a cold slimy banana peel! This is Phoenix's very un-subtle reminder to clean up my mess!
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