ploum on Nostr: — You are all fired ! — But we… — You cost too much ! — Our duty is… — ...

— You are all fired !
— But we…
— You cost too much !
— Our duty is…
— FIRED!
— Ok but then never touch that button.
— FIRED!
— …
— No that they all left, see what that button does.

And that, my fellow last human survivors, was how we started the final nuclear war.