crediblebytes on Nostr: Gloria, one of the core devs, steps onto Michael Saylor's private yacht for the ...

Gloria, one of the core devs, steps onto Michael Saylor's private yacht for the halvening. The scene is charged, with a perplexing turn of events. As she approaches, she notices Michael, adorned in a white captain's uniform, surrounded by the orange hues of a captivating sunset.

"Michael..." she begins in a hushed voice, her eyes fixed on the horizon. "I fucked up," she confesses. Gloria reveals she sold out Bitcoin to BlackRock, causing confusion in the market by claiming it as a consensus decision.
“They paid me to do nothing” as tears roll down her face. “For once i felt important”
Soon afterwards she finds herself entangled with a group of fervent shitcoiners, navigating through the complexities of her questionable choices.