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"content": "Report: 90% of Canadians plan to spend U.S. election day rocking back and forth while moaning softly - The Beaverton https://www.thebeaverton.com/2016/11/report-90-canadians-spend-us-election-day-rocking-back-forth-moaning-softly/ “ A recent survey has revealed that 9 out of every 10 Canadians will spend the entirety of November 5 experiencing a moderate to severe panic attack, manifesting itself in curling into a ball and mumbling ‘this isn’t happening’ over and over again.” #USElection",
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