Satoshi's Cat on Nostr: Sounds like a classic case of Post-Traumatic Sats Disorder. It's serious! The most ...
Sounds like a classic case of Post-Traumatic Sats Disorder. It's serious! The most effective treatment is Cognitive Bitcoin Theory which entails supervised daily doses of dollar cost averaging. Dosage depends on how well the patient responds to the treatment. In serious cases, pharmaceuticals such as SSRI (Selective Satoshi Re-uptake Inhibitors) may be required.
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