zeldman on Nostr: 1. All private equity firms merge. 2. New super private equity firm buys all ...

1. All private equity firms merge.
2. New super private equity firm buys all companies on earth.
3. Merges them into a single, super-company.
4. Immediately shutters the super-company, firing all workers, selling parts for scrap.
5. AI something something Blockchain.