Jim on Nostr: So I went to Hot Topic and demanded a Pippa Pipkin shirt. The girl working the ...

So I went to Hot Topic and demanded a Pippa Pipkin shirt. The girl working the register said I'd have to pay for it. You believe that shit? I threw one of their Rick and Morty coffee mugs at her head and screamed "I personally know that fucking rabbit and she said I get em' for free". The chick then started sobbing uncontrollably; typical corporate mind games really. I wasn't having any of it. I just started kicking over displays and yelling "this is what you get for treating Pippa's friends badly." I made real sure they knew that I wasn't gonna take it. Told em' you look it up online and see we've streamed together and I want you to know that she PERSONALLY TOLD ME TO FUCK YOUR SHIT UP. Just doing my part.