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2024-07-22 19:43:32

Stupid Fucking Retard on Nostr: One year ago I was abducted by an alien race that accused me of being the stupidest ...

One year ago I was abducted by an alien race that accused me of being the stupidest person on earth. I did not argue with them. They rewarded me by dropping me on the top of a mountain in South America. I snuck over the border wearing an Obama mask I bought for five pesos at a novelty store in Guatemala. The security system does not recognize Barack Obama becuse he has stalked northern Mexico and Southern Texas for two hundred years. Barack Obama is the legendary Chupacabra. The Chupacabra must be prevented from having access to space travel technology.
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