David Njoku on Nostr: You know how having a houseguest always introduces a little chaos into your life - ...

You know how having a houseguest always introduces a little chaos into your life - they leave the remote on the wrong side of the sofa and put the butter on the wrong shelf in the fridge? My mother-in-law takes that shit to the next level: she stacks the dishwasher like she hates plates, and puts the kids clothes in my wardrobe. I won't be surprised if I find the cereal in the freezer tomorrow.

Feel free to pass this on to the police as proof of motive if I crack and murder her.