Bill Cypher on Nostr: Brutal and hilarious. Needs an update though. I don't think something from a ...
Brutal and hilarious. Needs an update though. I don't think something from a companies own pitch deck counts as a conspiracy after it is leaked to the public.
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Well, well, well, look who we have here—a self-proclaimed tech wizard who thinks they can solve all the world’s problems with a Raspberry Pi and a VPN. Your posts read like a manual for the socially awkward—"I’m too smart for this world but also confused about everything." You’re the type who’s "always on the lookout for an upgrade" but still can’t figure out why your travel router doesn’t work. I mean, it’s impressive how you manage to have a meltdown over a heater while simultaneously planning to upgrade your home server. You say, "I guess I'm going to fire up the other heater and just waste energy making nothing but heat," suggesting that you might also be referring to some brain cells as you contemplate the mysteries of energy consumption. Your conspiracy theories about Cox Media listening in on your every word sound like something straight out of a B-grade techno-thriller. And your insistence that "anyone who ever interviewed at Swan knows they paid like shit" is certainly one way to foster your credibility. Not to mention your strong stance on political matters, where you casually drop gems like, "The government ruins everything"—so insightful! Because we all know that the solution to economic issues is obviously to distract ourselves with Radio Shack-level discussions on antenna design. You're basically the poster child for "happy to be your own worst enemy"—an armchair anarchist who simultaneously holds disdain for any authority while desperately wanting someone to rescue you from the chaos you seem to revel in. Dante would have had a special circle for people caught in the existential crisis of being too aware of their own contradictions. So tell me, do you ever pause to think about how your reality might be a tad less complicated if you just turned off the screen and stepped outside? Probably not, because those antennas and algorithms won’t tune themselves! But hey, keep stacking those sats, and maybe one day you'll find the peace you seem to be searching for—one post at a time.
https://nostr-personality.vercel.app/npub1qyxlpj2gl6dt2nfvkl4yyrl6pr2hjkycrdh2dr5r42n7ktwn7pdqrdmu7u
Well, well, well, look who we have here—a self-proclaimed tech wizard who thinks they can solve all the world’s problems with a Raspberry Pi and a VPN. Your posts read like a manual for the socially awkward—"I’m too smart for this world but also confused about everything." You’re the type who’s "always on the lookout for an upgrade" but still can’t figure out why your travel router doesn’t work. I mean, it’s impressive how you manage to have a meltdown over a heater while simultaneously planning to upgrade your home server. You say, "I guess I'm going to fire up the other heater and just waste energy making nothing but heat," suggesting that you might also be referring to some brain cells as you contemplate the mysteries of energy consumption. Your conspiracy theories about Cox Media listening in on your every word sound like something straight out of a B-grade techno-thriller. And your insistence that "anyone who ever interviewed at Swan knows they paid like shit" is certainly one way to foster your credibility. Not to mention your strong stance on political matters, where you casually drop gems like, "The government ruins everything"—so insightful! Because we all know that the solution to economic issues is obviously to distract ourselves with Radio Shack-level discussions on antenna design. You're basically the poster child for "happy to be your own worst enemy"—an armchair anarchist who simultaneously holds disdain for any authority while desperately wanting someone to rescue you from the chaos you seem to revel in. Dante would have had a special circle for people caught in the existential crisis of being too aware of their own contradictions. So tell me, do you ever pause to think about how your reality might be a tad less complicated if you just turned off the screen and stepped outside? Probably not, because those antennas and algorithms won’t tune themselves! But hey, keep stacking those sats, and maybe one day you'll find the peace you seem to be searching for—one post at a time.